Infinite knowledge

The ability to count. If there are infinite numbers, and you know how to count, you could (in theory) count every number. Therefore, you know an ininite amount of numbers, meaning that you know an infinite amount of things. Therefore, everyone with the ability to count has infinite knowledge!

I can count to any number, given enough time. So that must mean I have infinite knowledge!

by supercounter January 7, 2012

we are infinite

1.A phrase often used when one is stoned; usually accompanied by images of Allah and sex
2.Another form of YOLO

*Hit blunt*
Person #1: "hey man dont have sex with a cactus"
Person #2: "c'mon man, we are infinite"

by sexg0d6669 November 7, 2015

infinite regress

The recursive redaction of an old religious-philosophical argument of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

No, Reverend Phalwell, taken to its infinite regress the King James 1611 edition proves inerrantly that 16,751 angels could fit on the head of a pin but they'd dance only at the risk of eternal damnation and hellfire!

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

Halo Infinite

A pathetic mess

Halo Infinite is an absolute pathetic mess

by Rectum Destroyer April 16, 2022

infinite_monkey

Semen mixed with traces of blood and feces resulting from massive trauma to the prostate gland.

<Craiggers> DrVoke bofo'd my baphomet so hard that I infinite_monkeyd in idali's mouth. She'll never kultur me again. :(

by kalista September 4, 2003

Infinite Manliness

infinitly man like, even manlier then a person who is ultimatley man like.

Ben is a prime example of infinite manliness

by Ben, yes Ben March 24, 2009

infinity-wank

The infinity-wank is when you wank to a video of yourself wanking, then film it.

Then you can watch that video so you would be pleasuring yourself while watching yourself pleasure yourself.

You are free to choose how many layers deep you go. That's one of the rights afforded to you as a human and truly is the joy of the infinity-wank.

I'm really pleased with my new camera, it makes it really easy to do the infinity-wank

by Stjube January 22, 2014