horse-like

A Person or someone who is like a horse or similar personality traits to a horse.

Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like

by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky

Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog

by owen the pig December 10, 2013

Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off

by drunk faggot December 12, 2010

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Horse Pooping

A strange but common sound that lurks in PlayStation chat party’s

Aj: Makes odd sound
Christian: what the hell was that
Me: oh he was just horse pooping

by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 11, 2018

Horse People

Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them

They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses

"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."

"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"

by mojojojo24 December 7, 2012

Purple horse

Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.

The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.

person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!

horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.

person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.

by chickensnub December 4, 2009