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Holy shito

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.
“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”
by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023
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holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.
Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022
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The Holy Tes’tim’ent

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok
I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you
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The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022
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Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!
Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life
by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022
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Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.
My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.
by Phmns52 February 10, 2014
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Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.
"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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