handegg

A term used by foreign assholes (most commonly british) to describe american football. It is usually used to argue the games name (FOOTBALL) because apparently it requires a greater use of the hands than the foot, and the ball supposedly resembles an egg. You know, kinda like another form of football that was coincidentally invented by the Brits: RUGBY.

Dumb retard: Those bloody yanks need to rename their game to Handegg, it doesn't even require the foot and the ball looks like an egg!

Logical individual: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

by Mr Steel Biscuits November 27, 2012

haneefed

being "haneefed" is when you are on a 457 visa and thrown out of australia for no good reason. Its in reference to the indian Dr Mohamed Haneef who had his visa terminated. It can also be used to refer to unfair treatment from customs officals.

Jim: hey pete, what you doing back in england?
Pete: The Australian Government haneefed me!

Or

Pete: Hey, stop haneefing me!! Im innocent!!

by SBSP-sydney October 18, 2008

Bi-Handed

When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.

Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

Deon Handers

Deon Handers is the act of getting a handjob.

Wow last night I got the worst Deon Handers.

by Billy V. April 4, 2006