Hamet

Hamet is a person with a humongous penis that makes an earthquake when it hits the floor

“Oh my god Hamet please put that monster away”

by LayAroundLazy July 6, 2024

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Hampe

Danish stereotype for a buff, country redneck type of ginger. Kind of equatable to the Aussie 'ranga'.

'Oh mate you're being such a Hampe, I can't believe you're wearing crocs in the gym'.

by godsbiggestheemer March 26, 2025

Hamatophobia

the gut wrenching fear of ham to the point where you cannot stand it and the thought of it makes you feel violently ill to the point of crying.

“would you like a slice of ham?”
“NO I HAVE HAMATOPHOBIA PLS GET AWAY”

by personnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 17, 2025

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011