Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

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Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

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Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.

Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

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Guitar hello

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.

-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!

by dobrepomaranczowe December 6, 2016

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A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

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