green sausage

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

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Elliott Green

Despite Elliott Green's small stature, he has a big heart.

And a comedically large Lego collection.

He's that guy from primary/elementary school who'd bring in the coolest toys.

Guy 1 - "Look at tha goofy ahh Elliott Green all short n' stuff, could legit curl him"
Guy 2 - "Dont be a twat"

by Roboscruffy May 13, 2023

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Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010

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The world is green

This is something said by people who have nothing to say. You can also say this to brake the silence. Just do not say it randomly while having sex, or it might get awkward.

example 1
guy 1:You want to rob a bank joe?
guy 2:uh, the world is green!
guy 1:what?

example 2

girl: oh baby
guy:the world is green
girl:we are through

by monster man321 March 10, 2011

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