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Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
by jennwigg October 15, 2008
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Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.
"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009
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grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.
Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.
by FizzyGrapes March 6, 2011
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graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.
After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.
by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012
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grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013
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Grapeing

When you constantly send your friend (or boyfriend) the grape emoji and you replace 'great' with 'grape' in every sentence. You also may stand on a table throwing grapes at them and hissing.
"It's great!"
"Yeah it's GRAPE!"
"Do not grape me sir!"
"I'm a female!"
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"Do not start grapeing me ma'am!"
by Scooter000019 January 15, 2017
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Grape

Grape - Used as two definitions.
Fruit - Grape can be used in word as a fruit.

Grape - Grape is short for 'Great Rape'. The original definition was, 'Rape! No, it rhymes with grape!' has evolved into Great Rape.
Fruit - We bought some grapes at the store today!
Grapes are one of my favorite fruits!

Grape - Let me GRAPE you!

That was a GRAPE!
by Unicorns_eat_Corn February 19, 2018
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