Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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Get the Goober mug.someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.
To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.
Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
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