goober

word established by Perry, describing my brother.

Your brother is a goober.

by marjuana December 23, 2004

Goober

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

by rooba777 January 4, 2005

goober

A person who thinks there's really hysterical, and doesn't realize that they're not.

"I went to his house, and I seriously fell up the stairs."

"..."

"That's funny, isn't it? Hahaha!"

by ellz September 14, 2005

Goober

A person who is very sloppy. You can see them wearing torn clothing that doesn't match with stains all over them, messy hair, doesn't brush their teeth, has their shoes on the wrong feet, etc. Clumsy. A slob.

Rachel is such a Goober!

by NIIIIIICOLE December 6, 2006

goober

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry July 6, 2007

goob

1. to have sexual relations with; fuck

"I heard that she and Dre goobed in the Mcdonalds parking lot"

by 1111 August 22, 2006

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020