gooch

The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.

A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.

A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.

by goochrider March 11, 2010

gochie

When somebody is slow and lazy

That car is so gochie!

by Iamgochie October 19, 2015

dead gooch

a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.

im going to dead gooch you with my foot.

by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

Gooch

Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.

Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie.

Little Timmy shaves his gooch.

by Johan von Gooch November 27, 2006

Gooch

The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum

Mike is a dirty Gooch.

by tcuch June 16, 2011

gooch

the spece between your a mans balls and his arse this is only a small gap but can become verry sweety at times, some men provent this by putting baby powder on this area. this small but sweety area in the gooch

aaron:DAM! ive got p.e next and forgot my talcm powder for my gooch.
tom:dont worry aaron you can borrow mine.its verry refreshing.
aaron:thanks you have saved my gooch from smelling like a gym sock.

by waggerette February 4, 2009