green goblin 

double shot of absanth and vodka is know as a green goblin

Green goblin: this stuff is preety heavy dont take it litely

green goblin by omg stop August 13, 2006

Man goblin 

Derogatory term relating to anyone of the faction of gay forrest goblins originating in the fagastonian mountains

Dirk, why are you being such a Man Goblin?

Man goblin by Dwight Orpengoogle September 24, 2003

ass goblin 

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

ass goblin by shotybounce April 23, 2009

green goblin 

The opposite of "The Spiderman"; the girl catching the cum of the guy, and throwing it into his face like Spiderman

"wow, Angela really gave Branden the Green Goblin last Friday"

green goblin by BBBHH December 9, 2008

Table Goblin 

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.

Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL

Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!

or

Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!

or

That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!

Table Goblin by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008

cock goblin 

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

cock goblin by T November 30, 2004

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

Closet-Goblin by Tramov February 12, 2009