Troll killer, one who thwarts or denies the trolling attempts of new users on message boards, in Irc channels, or anywhere else trolls are likely to congregate. See "The Three Billy Goats Gruff."
by MillyQPublic March 28, 2005
Get the Billy Goatmug. The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.
Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.
Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.
Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.
by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013
Get the Goat and Oystermug. To put your testicles between the back of your thighs exposing the Goat then put it to someones face
by Pandathrower December 15, 2009
Get the Goat Kissmug. 1. Derived from the smell that commonly permeates from a dirty woman's vagina.
2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.
3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.
2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.
3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.
"It's ok not to shower on Saturdays, you like my goat cheese." "Pet me." "Feed me." "I love goat cheese, BMW."
by T-Bag G. September 2, 2012
Get the Goat Cheesemug. A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010
Get the Goat Herdermug. Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.
"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"
by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006
Get the Goat Ropermug. 1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009
Get the Blow the Goatmug.