A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
by Sneakeh August 27, 2005
Get the ghetto repairmug. While walking around downtown Seattle, some friend and I saw a few window displays that could only be described as ghetto but pricey! Thus, I coined the term "ghetto-posh." Not quite classy, but not cheap or skanky either...
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
My cousin threw a ghetto-posh pimp and hoe party at her 200-acre ranch.
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
by Seattle Joshica May 2, 2010
Get the Ghetto-Poshmug. Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010
Get the Driving Ghettomug. A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 12, 2005
Get the The Ghetto Systemmug. Food from an urban Chinese takeout.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
by specialmonkey August 19, 2006
Get the ghetto Chinesemug. When your one night stand never leaves and one day you wake up to realize your one night stand's moved in and is more like your spouse
I took her home one night and the next thing I knew I went to take a shower and her bras where drying on the shower rod. Bro, I think I might have a ghetto marriage.
by Lilbabymomma April 20, 2014
Get the ghetto marriagemug. The road dirt and cigarette smoke that forms on the inside of car windows, mostly noticed at night or when someone touches the window.
“Hey man, stop touching the windows, your smearing my ghetto-tint.”
“Hey man, the on-coming cars headlights really show how dark your ghetto-tint is.”
“Hey man, the on-coming cars headlights really show how dark your ghetto-tint is.”
by Tom Stillin March 8, 2011
Get the ghetto-tintmug.