Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.

Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."

by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012

Grass-Picker

Any Kid Within 6-13 Years Old That Plays On A House League Soccer Team And Spends Most Of Their Time On The Bench.

Anthony And Robert Joined The Club To Learn, But Just Became Grass-Pickers.

by R0B3R70 October 3, 2015

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson August 16, 2016

grass angel

Someone who brings weed to da party

Oh Jeff, you're such a grass angel.

by JojoSchmoe June 6, 2017

grass infield

A slang term referring to pubic hair on a female's snatch

If there is grass on the infield play ball.

Man Phyllis is one dirty whore, you would need a brush hog to cut her grass infield.

by Basmagy69 June 23, 2017

grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".

Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "

by ItsProxy June 17, 2019