Big gripper

A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.

1. Phil won't be at the game tonight boys, he had his first big gripper yesterday.

by Stargoat January 13, 2010

tip gripper

to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers

man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.

by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016

Whine is made with sour gripes

This is a play on words. Specifically these words: "wine" and "sour grapes".

President Trump tweets a whole lot of meritless complaints about petty disputes concerning almost everything that displeases him. Some would agree his whine is made with sour gripes.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

gripskididly

-the choppa blast

-a gun used for crime and vast amounts of destruction

“Grip the Skidididly incase a nigga get silly”

The gripskididly is also referred to as a gun.

by scag May 23, 2019

crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014