for the glory of sparta

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you. Very much like because you touch yourself at night, only more versatile and elegant.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?

Dad: For the glory of Sparta.

by dick_cheney_kicks_ass2 February 24, 2010

Garbage bag glad

To express tier 1 gladness.

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!

by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

I got a glock in my rari

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

by weeeeeeeeeewww October 9, 2022

down bad need glitch

What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week

Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch

by matchpointbets October 31, 2022

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

glow down

The opposite of the glow up. Used to describe someone who used to be attractive and has, with age, actually decreased in attractiveness.

"Damn, did you see Doug's latest Instagram? He gained like, 20 pounds, and his face is covered in acne..."

"Yeah, the glow down is real."

by xxxyyyyxxxxx February 7, 2017