ghetto repair

A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"

"ghetto repair man"
by Sneakeh August 01, 2005
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Ghetto Range

A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.
"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."
by c@pper March 20, 2009
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Driving Ghetto

Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.
Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.

Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.

On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010
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The Ghetto System

A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 01, 2005
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ghetto Chinese

Food from an urban Chinese takeout.

Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.

Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
I'm sort of broke, and pretty hungry - I think I'll go to Lam's and pick up some ghetto Chinese.
by specialmonkey August 16, 2006
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Ghetto Heat

An urban term used to describe excessive heat in an apartment. The term is derived from the excessive heat commonly found in apartments in low-income housing due to the radiators/boilers being poorly maintained and therefore blasting uncontrolled heat during winter.
Nena walks into Nazya's apartment and gasps, "Girl, you've got ghetto heat in here! Turn that shit down - I'm already roasting!"
by Stylista Extraordinaire April 11, 2013
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Faux Ghetto

Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.

Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
by Ricky Rossy Is The Bossie August 15, 2008
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