farm fun

Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.

Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?

by Thefarmboygettinit February 7, 2014

[fun scud]

A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.

I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.

by thenewrooster March 13, 2009

major fun

having sex

sex is major fun

by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009

Fun bits

A slang term for a man's genitals

Joe: Oi! No touchier my fun bits!

by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

Fun-bucket

Replacement of the OTHER “F” word.

“You’re such a fun-bucket arsehole”
“Like I give a fun-bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

Fun wrap

A condom for a tiny penis.

"Put that fun wrap on and get in me!"

by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017