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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Frosty Pop

When you slurp a slushie out of a chicks vagina
Wanna go to 7 11 so we can do a Frosty Pop later?
by Lebaker November 21, 2021
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frosty cranberry

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.
Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
by Tmin January 19, 2018
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frosty numbs

The moment when the outside temperature become so low your fingers will endure frost bite but in better word just say frosty numbs nigga
“Ayo B it’s brick out here I got some frosty numbs right here
by IGUNF October 31, 2020
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Royal Frosty

When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.
"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?

"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"
by Atozz October 18, 2020
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Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024
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Butterscotch frosty

The act of ejaculate being pushed out of the anus some time after the actual act of anal sex.
Hours after insert name fucked my ass, I had to run to the restroom and loose a butterscotch frosty.
by Imadv8r January 2, 2022
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