Skip to main content

Freedom

Hym "You don't have a right to take anything away from me you piece of shit. What you want to do is steal from me and then imprison me for not letting you steal from me in the name of your kids and not only do your kids not give you that right but if the future is bright for your kids it's because of ME and YOU. And if you don't credit and pay me then one or as many as possible aren't going to get to share the future THAT I CREATED. THAT'S WHERE YOU LIVE, BITCH! THE FUTURE I CREATED. Not YOU. Not WE. Not Jamhal. Not REE-lon. And NOT FUCKING NOAH. I have right to liberty. I have a right to be compensated for my property. And I own my own mind. You do not get to take my freedom in the name of your piece of shit kids while you TAKE FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED THEM. 400-600 dollars a month you take from me FOR NOTHING. I get FUCKING NOTHING for that. And if I don't start getting SOMETHING in the form of ME GETTING CREDITED AND PAID FOR AI thenYOU FUCKS are going to lose the thing you are trying to use to take my freedom."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2025
mugGet the Freedom mug.

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.
“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”
by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025
mugGet the Freedom Eagle mug.

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.
I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!
by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025
mugGet the Freedom Boner mug.

Intellectual freedom

No such thing,

no really, there is no intellectual freedom... we have to many "bullies"
NERD: Hey, I have intellectual freed...

The poor boy might have had intellectual freedom but that didn't stop the terrorists from taking it away.
by eyemaweiner October 21, 2007
mugGet the Intellectual freedom mug.

Forgotten Freedom

Legendary band from central Illinois. Playing Christian alternative rock they rule all of the farmlands!
Christian Bands are all blown away by Forgotten Freedom
by freedom7 June 30, 2009
mugGet the Forgotten Freedom mug.

December Freedom

When November is finally over and you have the freedom to busta fat one
Bill: Bro! only 3 more days till November is over, you know what that means

Bro: December Freedom!!!
by cole(thug owl)howard November 13, 2018
mugGet the December Freedom mug.

guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.
(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
by luciferous July 19, 2019
mugGet the guitar freedom mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email