Crimson Flower

The result of anal penetration leading to bloodshed through the anus. The blood drips out of the anus, imprinting onto the wrinkled skin - creating a 'crimson flower'

This can then, if the person so chooses, be pressed against a piece of paper to make a colorful artwork resembling a crimson flower, to put on your fridge or hang on your wall.

" Me and Bob had anal last night... He got pretty carried away and it was so rough I almost got a crimson flower!"

by bhakkcr March 20, 2010

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015

Flowerstamp

The female teabag. This name was invented by the one and ONLY Nikki ^_^. All your gay names like taco bag and clam stomp.. Wtf? Are you trying to make it sound like you have a loose pussy? Because when I think of a "taco bag" I'd be afraid that lettuce would fall out of your cunt onto my face or some of your meat curtains would be draped across my neck. Ew. *Shudders*

Nikki owns yet another noob.

FLOWERSTAMP FEMALE TEABAG.
Random noob: Fuck you *runs off crying like a little bitch*

by NikkiKnockers January 8, 2012

morning glory flower

When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.

I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.

by polockblaze1 November 6, 2015

Delicate little flower

The most amazing womanin the world. She is perfect in every way.

That green eyed, blonde hair beauty over there is my Delicate little flower. A.B.W

by Ashley's babydaddy. October 15, 2019

flowery

Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.

dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

flower

a plant no duh u stupid bumshwickle

yo dude look at that flower!

by flowerhead March 31, 2010