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national give your gf flower day 

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
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wet pineapple flower 

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET
1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

sad singing and flower bringing

a threat; euphemism for "mourning one's death" — sad singing = hyms
flower bringing = laying flowers at a grave
both things that happen at a funeral
"there'll be a whole lotta sad singing and flower bringing when im done with yo ass"

Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

mr, flower 

a flower that has a wife which is unknown
YYOOOOOO mr, flower is a cool person
mr, flower by MRMCPOOPY February 9, 2022

Flowers from 1970 

a dreamnotfound fanfiction THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE /hj it’s a beautiful written story by a amazingly talented writer. it will break your heart in the end though. basically it’s a story when dream who lives in 1970 and george who lives in 2020 communicate through a telephone even though their 50 years apart, eventually they fall in love and eventually you’ll get your heart broken :) wonderful story would 100% recommend just.. prepare urself.
oh my god if i read flowers from 1970 one more time i think i’ll need a therapist

just look at the flowers 

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.
carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.