Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

Floration

referring to the blooming flowers of any type of flower producing plant

The floration of the cherry trees in Washington D.C. is one of the most spectacular and beautiful things I have ever seen.

by Adomas McPhearson January 28, 2012

Florida New York

Hell hole of New York State. The land that time forgot. One grocery store. The nuns spend money like "drunken sailors", yes that was quoted by the town priest. Live here if you like onions, black dirt and migrant workers.

Mom was never so happy as when we moved out of Florida New York.

by dubcgirl November 28, 2010

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

florgindolphin

a term used to describe an unknown part of something, such as a complicated machine.

You need to get your florgindolphin replaced.

by James Bales November 18, 2007

florbnitz

What used to be called "Love" before it became too overused.

Love is cliche. I florbnitz you darling.

by Xanxamooth June 16, 2008