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felchbook

NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.
"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"
by flombaye August 23, 2011
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felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.
When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.
by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016
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Fetch

Another word for 'grab'. It's derived from 'fetch', the game you play with your dog. Usually used by Brits.
1) Very well, go and fetch your items then. I'll be waiting here.

2) Stop bollocking around, fetch my my tea you cunt!
by Viper23rd August 28, 2008
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fetchbetchhh

a fe/male who is outstanding....s/he is tres stylish and owns AMAZING dolce and gabbana sunglasses, stides for clothing perfection and has super cool friends....also s/he must have at least one animal names after a superior rolemodel....(ex. Dolce, Gabbana, or Coco)
by paige c June 25, 2007
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Be Fetchin'

A term used to say goodbye and keep cool.
(one friend to another) "see ya later", "yeah man, Be Fetchin!"
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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fetch

Ah-mazingly cool, and sexy on many levels. The highest compliment you can get.
by celia + allie December 10, 2008
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Fetch

"It's slang. From, like... England"
-Gretchen
Gretchen: "THAT IS SOOOOOO FETCH"
Regina: "Stop trying to make fetch happen! It is never going to happen!"
by Just That Random April 28, 2015
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