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Faith

Faith occurs when Hope and Charity, back in 2113 BC when they were still dating, had sex, and there brainchild, Faith, was born.

Faith was a major disappointment because when Hope brought her daughter to God and asked him to bless her, God looked at her and realized she had a monkey tail, a giraffe neck, and a dog nose.

Faith was shortly put into a gas chamber where she died instantly.
Dude 1: Hey bro. Have some faith. Your girl will come back.
Dude 2: No she won't 'cause she's a bitch.
by Andy Roo Cowboy March 8, 2009
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faith

1)trusting in a truth or idea that has not and possibly will never be revealed, assured, or confirmed as true/correct/real by the majority and/or the ones in power, usually due to time and to human mental and physical limits

2)keeping trust in something that you have experienced but not seen
1)Katie had faith in Pat's idea, though it seemed rather impractical.

2)Johny had faith that gravity would keep him from floating away
by graceandpeace April 22, 2008
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Faith

a dirty whore that no one likes. usually stars off blonde then dumbly decides to die her hair brown. ik what youre thinking, what a dumb cunt. yes, most faiths are cunts. they are very annoying but are kinda cute ( when they were blonde ) they never shut up , but are shy when it comes to guys. if you want a faith goodluck. faiths are mean bitches and only want sex.
did you see what Faith did today?
by sexy animae December 27, 2017
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Wow faetastic.....It was great
by Karla January 31, 2004
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a very skanky girl who no one likes.
by personal but relatable February 27, 2018
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Faith

Faith is a very dumb person. She is ignorant to human emotions, self absorbed and terrible at making friends. She has zero comedic abilities and somehow mangages to make everything cringey. She is aggressive and over the top. She wallows in self pity constantly and is never helpful when her friends are in need. She is irresponsible, irrational and emotional. Faith annoys everyone she is around, and continues in unhealthy habits and acts surprised by the consequence. Faith is a miserable, cruel, unwanted, ignorant, selfish, obnoxious and pathetic excuse for a human.
Person: Oh great, it's Faith
Person: Try not to make eye-contact
by T-t-t-t-t-target March 9, 2019
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A girl who NOBODY i mean NOBODY likes she is an idiot who hates on everyone AND she twist other peoples words into something else she is most likely a snitch and will tell her parents on you
Omg why is she here. Faith please just leave us alone
by Secret183737373377227 May 12, 2020
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