Fasties

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.

Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?

by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007

fast and the furious

Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel

Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!

Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...

by Lewis February 1, 2004

Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy is the greatest pool hustler ever as well as pool shark. He developed character after his girlfriend Sarah died and one night he couldve made $17000.

Fast Eddy shoots the eyes right off them balls

by Blake Landes April 8, 2006

Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.

Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy

by Lady513 May 8, 2007

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

fast-burner

an energic, ambitious person

He´s made early promotion on every rank since captain. He´s a fast-burner, uses people for fuel.

by Luciano Vieira Machado December 14, 2006

feasted

when a man eats out the womens vigina or when he licks and sucks the rim of the anus

I feasted last night and she was into it.

by Ryan Caldwell April 15, 2014