father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year

Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk

by tea&milk October 17, 2017

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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

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Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

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Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023

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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

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