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facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011
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Facebook Wizard

Girls who edit pictures of themselves before posting them on Facebook to mislead people into believing that they're smokin hot, when in reality they're trolls.
Mike: Dude, she's smokin hot. Did you see her profile pic?

Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
by Big Poppa 329 April 29, 2012
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roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
by RET123 January 19, 2009
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Alternative Facts

Double speak to avoid the synonym "lying" in professional conversation. The antonym of actual facts.
Donald Trump enjoys citing alternative facts in his press conferences.
by SunPatch January 22, 2017
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Facun

do u have alot of family living here ?

- - Oh yeah my fams facun sized
by Josesdas September 7, 2007
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Blue faces

I got paid today, all blue faces!!
by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018
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Facebook Drama

Basically facebook drama is drama that occurs on facebook. The term drama encompasses emotional, personal things, including fights, personal opinions ect.
Because of how facebook is built, there is a high degree of access to others conversations, and people who may have never talked see what others say. Since all people believe they are right, they feel the need to point out where others are wrong, in what they said, what they did their opinion, who they stick up for, ect. Another way to prove someone wrong is to invalidate them, in facebooks case usually means insulting them. The subsequent arguments are drama, and are termed facebook drama, because without facebook it is highly likely none of it would have happened.
you know when one of your friends says something, and you comment on it, and another of their friends doesn't get it, thinks your serious, and viciously attacks you over it? That's facebook drama
by rinree December 15, 2010
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