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eating is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"
by tewkewl January 2, 2009
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shit eating grin

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.
"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."
by Simmons12 August 2, 2006
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shit eating

Also refered to as an eater of Dung - the uncontrolable urge to snack on dung or feces by Amberang or close associate.
No Know examples as Amberang is a very seceretive shit eating person and hides her habit well
by Rexy Loo May 30, 2006
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Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.
by drokhole June 7, 2011
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eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.
Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018
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carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet
I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..
by Ddplum November 26, 2013
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