bus engineer

someone who is nothing feels like nothing and is nothing

i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer

by bus engineer July 1, 2021

Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.

Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.

by big epic chad July 30, 2023

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025

Engineer

Someone that recycles his own batteries and sends inappropriate photos to his friends

Engineer is a Wafic

by TheWidlar October 3, 2019

Food Engineer

A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.

If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer

by sughamaarakkurupp November 25, 2021

gas engineer

A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.

"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"

by RustySparks May 26, 2023

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022