Emily

N. (Syn)- Hoe, Whore, Wana-be lover, MaDussa, Succubus

An- at - first- attractive looking, nice sweet playing innocent girl, but once you get involved with her you will slowly realize she is nothing but a trick hoe bitch that will play with your heart and mind untill you are left a jelly filled skull and a black dark heart. She loves to hate espcially on thoes who love her. She is a chronic liar and lies even when she doesn't know she is lying.

Her nature is to feel loved and once she is, she rejects you because shes had her fix or boost to continue to corrupt another soul. She truly seeks revenge even if she doesn't know it. DO NOT Look her directly in the eyes or you will turn into stone. She will haunt you in your sleep and steal your spirit.

EMILY= Human Plague on humanity

John: "Hey mike what's wrong?'
Mike: " Emily is a bitch, and im crazy for ever liking her"
John: "Dude wtf did i tell you, shes no good, Get rid of her"
Mike: "Will you help me?"
John: "Yeah Way ahead of you." ( SHICK-SHACK!)

by Ahhplague February 24, 2010

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The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

by Danholio October 6, 2006

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Emily- the most funny, beautiful, amazing girl with green eyes, gonna be famous someday, every body loves her even her haters, emily will allways back her friends and will never let anybody talk shit with out saying something back to that persons face. every guy thinks emily is so hot.

GUY 1: whos that? shes is so hot!

GUY 2: Dude thats Emily...so hot

by 123456heyyy November 11, 2010

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Emily is one of those girls who may seem nice on the outside, but is very rude and mean on the inside! She can be ‘funny’ at times, but most times very annoying. She has many ex-friends because she has turned on them and she acted rude around them and she was always controling them. She may also spread rumours about people she doesn’t like. If you heard something from Emily about someone else, don’t believe her unless they said it themselves! If you have an Emily let her go, she is not worth your time.

Emily: Omg, guess what I heard about ‘this girl’!
Leah: What?
Emily: ‘This girl’ bullied my friend!
Leah: Really!? That’s not like her!

by 1_The_Real_Truth_1 July 10, 2018

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