Easy Hole-in-one

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.

"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"

by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023

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Easy-Mack

Someone who is easy to mack on or hook up with.

1.) Dude I hit that hard. She's totally easy-mack.

2.) I'm gonna get some tonight with that easy-mack.

by mackdonalds May 25, 2010

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easy off

A person that gets drunk easily.

The girl at the bar was an easy off.

by Glazey January 12, 2009

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Tukkin it easy

When one of your mates is doing a really good job of taking it easy. Usually a reference to a guy with a beer in hand, most likely wearing speedos and possibly also a turtle hat.

"Check out Bizraeli. That kid is really tukkin it easy"

by Uncy Bizz July 21, 2021

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Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

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easy outs

Another name for dark chocolate covered espresso beans due to their extreme laxative affect......

"Hey Brittany, you want some chocolate covered espresso beans? Hell no! Last time I ate some of those easy outs I sharted my pants on the way to a client meeting"

by phillyaaron September 10, 2016

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