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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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exile

Its a crying shame that first, second, third generation migrants are again considering leaving their european home countries due to the rise of racist, fascist movements. Where do you go. Where do you find safety. Where does this lead. Why are we watching this happen.
Nathan said he didnt feel safe anymore. Being threatened on a regular basis, spat upon on the streets of Berlin, told to "go home". Pushed into exile.
by Krkič November 12, 2019
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exisabce

A mysterious term Brandon Arreaga from PRETTYMUCH used in a tweet we're trying to understand 'till this day.

Drink in moderation.
if u want serious care taken. respond to this cuz I actually care about this exisabce, how do i feel? how can I channel the adaptation from 2000 from 2020 ????
by stayjovibb December 6, 2019
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exilehosting

an epic mc hosting thing or smth like that booty booty
1: u exilehosting?
2: no
1: cry
by boomerboomer69 February 14, 2020
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Existence

A thing that you are, you are just this word. You are a blob in the universe of existence. Thats it, The end :)
I exist. I am an EXISTENCE
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existence

Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.
“Oh hey dude you got existence right?”
“Yeah that blows man i hate existence”
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
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Éxitos

a great success (stemming from the Spanish word for success, éxito).
Also a term used upon in leaving and express good wishes
Éxitos have a great life.
by DanQuinn8 May 20, 2020
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