Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it

"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emerghorncy

So horny, it is an emergency. English equivalent of the German “Notgeilheit”.

I had been hard for hours. It was an emerghorncy.

by Thingfishy August 8, 2021

emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you. gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss I guess…

“Nobody could be as cool and pretty while also being a bitch like emerance effortlessly does”

by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021

EMergen

A literal god that gives you divine punishment for not offering your foreskin to ur neighbors

Yesterday EMergen gave made me a league player for not offering my foreskin.

by *REeeeeeeEeee November 21, 2021

Emeric

Emeric is the cutest, most loving and finest dude you‘ll ever meet. He has a big heart and when he loves you he does it with his whole heart. Let‘s not forget that he has a great kind of humor and can make you laugh in any situation. He‘s also very pretty and hot. Not the tallest, but believe me when you see him it doesn’t matter.

P1: I am definitly going to marry Emeric, I want to have his kids!
P2: But you just met him... How can you be so sure??
P1: He‘s an Emeric

by nech789 November 21, 2021

elmeranda

the MOST PRETTIEST person u'll EVER meet😍😍

woah look at elmeranda shes SO pretty

by gachaalphaprincessemouwuxdrawr November 21, 2021