earth

a charity song by lil dicky released in 2019, and also a planet. they both kinda suck

person 1: jesus earth is awful
person 2: yeah man i hate that song

by dap_pad November 9, 2024

Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

by 55shot November 2, 2020

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

Soup Earth Society

The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia

Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better

by SEShater October 29, 2023