Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"

Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

Dick diet

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

Jaxson Diet

Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.

Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.

Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!

by Mercury - Avarice June 25, 2022

Wilcannia diet

Having both chocolate milk and a fizzy drink (usually Coke) with your meal (which is usually a burger or meat pie with chips).

All the Wilcannia locals that walked into the servo order chocolate milk and coke with their meals, the typical Wilcannia diet.

Steve died of a heart attack at 52, he had been on the wilcannia diet his whole adult life.

by Rian Gigs February 6, 2023

mattkin's diet

The act of binging on pills and meth for a year in order to lose weight.

is that fat matt?

yeah.. he's been on the mattkin's diet.

by gidhdfgsijoshgdfuighsdfi;bgsdi April 28, 2010

The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015