Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.

by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

doofable

When an illegal substance looks easy to snort.

Wow that ket looks so doofable.
John brought over some coke last night, I’ve not snorted anything so doofable in so long.

by rorour January 2, 2021

Doobie

Used to describe someone who is a bitchless person.

Ayo look, this mf a Doobie. I'm sure he gets 0 hoes.

by Young Crisco February 13, 2021

doofalliss

When a person comes across as goofy and dumb.

Me: Can you please do me a favor and ship this package for me?
Meg: where am I supposed to find a boat for this package?
Me: Not that kind of ship doofalliss.

by LGG#39 February 14, 2021

Doodie nugget

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.

"John is a fucking Doodie nugget."
"Holy shit chill dude all he did was commit mass genocide."

by duderuthless January 17, 2021

Doobiesexual

When someone is attracted to twitter user @DoobieReturns

"This mf Doobie makes bangers i want to suck his cock so bad 😩, i indentify myself as Doobiesexual 😜"

by IconicUsername January 19, 2021

Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021