Dirt pointers

A pair of saggy ass titties as if their nipples point to the floor.

Guy: Look that girls not wearing a bra

Friend: I know she has some dirt pointers.

by BigPerm31 April 11, 2016

dirt tits

When beautiful boobs get dirty while partaking in a extreme sport or risky event. Something everyone enjoys.

Wow those dirt tits came outta no where

by Bounceone November 10, 2017

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

Dirt ball

A ball of hash

Yo are you smoking on a dirt ball?

Yessir it made my whole house reek for the day.

by BoolinOnTheBlok November 25, 2019

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021