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davis

a secretly gay closet monger who loves to be a pushover and tool among "friends". A davis loves to have a "girlfriend" just so others won't suspect his true sexuality. Davis' also walk with an abnormal bounce, tsk a lot, and tell the same jokes over and over. They seek approval among peers and often mimic humorous actions/behaviors of others. A davis also will never ask a girl out, until pressured to. Once a davis begins going out with a girl, he will neglect her, mainly because davis' love cock. A davis will try to be self-righteous in his decisions but to everyone else, he's just a closet-homo/tool. Davis' also have very yellow teeth, no pubic hair whatsoever, and the body of a 8 year old. Davis' enjoy eating fried goods such as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers.
Person 1: Yo man, what's up with Andy? Why hasn't he asked Amy out yet?
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame

Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis

Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!

Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis
by Jen Hastings November 12, 2006
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Harley davidson

The one that started it all. A rolling work of art. Envied by all who can't afford them. Made of steel, chrome and leather; not of plastic like Japenese kiddy bikes. Many try to imitate Harley but don't even come close. Nothing sexier then women Harley riders in all that leather. When children become men, they leave their plastic toys behind and then become Harley owners.
Leave the plastic toys for kids. Men ride Harley Davidson.
by Luedke June 13, 2006
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harley davidson

one of the best motorcycles ever made
those who dont agree with that more than likley have never
owned or even rode one
by camaromike September 13, 2008
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Pete Davidson

girl 1: “hey did you see Pete Davidson’s new special on netflix? he’s the definition of babie”
by anonymous April 16, 2021
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Hardley Davidson

Any "knock off" Harley look alike.
I bought me a Hardley Davidson to save some ca-ching...
by Byteme97 October 13, 2003
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davis lawson

lil meat fagget that gets no girls good six pack but no arm muscle. He gets hott girls but he has no balls to do anything with them. his penis is the size of a crayon.
by apples clem August 5, 2009
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Davis

Also known as Dequavis that kid that says he talks to all the bitches but turns out he is actually homsexual
Jimmy says he talks to all the hoes but really hes just a mega davis
by Bennettg March 12, 2019
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