Daimyo 

The feudal lords who the samurai served under.

Each samurai had a lord in which he served. The Daimyo were known for their skill as generals and military leaders. Following the shogun, the daimyo were the most powerful rulers from the 10th century to the early 19th. The daimyo were only subordinate to the Shogun and only one man at a time could be Shogun. There were many daimyos all across Japan, but there was only one Shogun at a time. The samurai who had no lord were known as Ronin.

Daimyo by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 18, 2011

Daily Express

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"

Daily Express by Dai Annafan September 7, 2007

daily driver 

An object that is used as a standard, regularly, or on a daily basis.

I just bought the HTC M10, it will replace my M8 as my daily driver.
I have the Smok V8 vape stick and the alien. I use the alien as my daily driver.
I have the Berretta M9 and PX4, the PX4 is my daily driver for concealed carry.

daily driver by tASUKISAN February 18, 2017

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Daily Mail

a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it

the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it

Daily Mail by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Daisey 

Such a rebel person, very adventurous and talented. Someone you really do not want to mess with. She can be a sweetheart for sure but once angry she becomes very evil.

She's someone you'd want as a friend, best friend and even girlfriend. Such a wild freaky girl, definitely a keeper!

My friend Daisey is so talented.

Daisey by lxlxbxtx July 26, 2015

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

Kingman Daily Miner by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012