When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019
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The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay
Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.
by LemmyNicole December 16, 2016
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The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.
Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.
by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018
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A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping
Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.
by The master bartender June 28, 2018
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Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics May 24, 2018
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Cuddling while standing up awkwardly in public places with no regard for children.
I verticle cuddle with my boyfriend before class.
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