cactus

As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.

tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"

by Pig rolls July 2, 2020

cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively

damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Cactusness

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020

Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020