Sand Cracker

A person of Middle Eastern and Caucasion decent. Usually used as a comical, derogatory or racist term.

"Is Amera from Saudi Arabia or something?"

"No. She's a sand cracker. Her Mom is white."

by Pettywords August 17, 2011

Cum-on-a-Cracker

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

by eda-skip October 18, 2021

Cracker Beat

One that is white trying to rap. Usually are beatin for this act.

Cracker: Damn fool, you think your beat? Damn fool, you haven't seen my meat.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.

by FranklintheTurtle October 26, 2008

Cracker Crumbs

A group of small white children.

I went to pick up my kid at day care, he was having fun with all the other cracker crumbs.

by MickPaddy September 25, 2010

Cracked

(v) used to describe a person doing something so crazy that only a white person would do it

Person 1: Have you heard? Weasel cracked off man. He went waterskiing and the nigga took off the skis halfway through the ride. He tried running on water. He's crazy man.
Person 2: Yeah that nigga cracking man.

by Weasel Poppin December 28, 2016

Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying

"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019