Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Cougar

A woman 10 years your senior for which you find attractive.

Angelina Jolie is such a cougar, would love to play just the tip.

by JHatch February 25, 2024

cougar

jamyaa

“jamyaa is a cougar”

by zaynotzae March 6, 2024

Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!

Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer

by Ranimal11 March 31, 2024

Cougar

Aidan Schwartz

Wow! Aidan is such a cougar.

by Dickbeater23 July 10, 2022

Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

by Shredder P July 29, 2022

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022