dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

St. Benildus College

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.

Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.

by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011

College Curves

The extra pounds that hot chick from high school put on at her freshman year of College and makes her no longer that attractive.

"Damn, Tiffani has got them college curves goin on"

by rodlikestoparty December 7, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009

Raffles Junior College

A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students party every night and have hangovers the next morning, smoke in isolated stairwells and makeout in handicap toilets. Nobody hands in homework unless they're from China but everyone takes 73094750 tuition classes.

Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.

But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.

1:RAFFLES JUNIOR COLLEGE'S FIERCE! The students party all day/night and they still get good results!
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r

by rafflesians July 27, 2008

college-know-it-all-hippie

A subset of hippies who are currently enrolled at a college, and usually of liberal/left political thought. These hippies are usually young (around 18-30) and are extremely bane in their quest to prove themselves right beyond all rational thinking. Most CKIA hippies are non-violent, but have been known to abuse women, as seen in the movie Forest Gump. Though it is more likely they merely punish members of their clique who differ from group think.

Common College-Know-It-All-Hippie (CKIAH) beliefs:
Femi-Nazism
God does not exist.
Bush is Satan.
The USA is bent on world conquest.
Capitalism is evil, and a planned economy must be implemented.
Free Speech is okay, as long as you don’t disagree with us.
The Earth will be destroyed by pollution The Day after Tomorrow (TM)

Although they form a collective, each hippie is an individual whose narcissism is beyond all reproach, and their ego knows no bound. Like all hippies, CKIA hippies have a cult like mentality worse than any religion they protest.

The College-Know-It-All-Hippies offered me a recycled Anti-War Phamplet, but I punched him in the face for polluting, and reported him to his collective leader who quickly exe-communicated him after learning that recycling paper requires nasty chemicals, and requires more energy than making new paper.

by David J M July 16, 2008

Community College

A transitional phase between the acquisition of a high school diploma (during which considerable luck was involved) and either homelessness or lower-middle class obscurity.

I got an associate's degree (abbreviated "FD" for its more common term, fake degree) from my community college because someone told me the reason I wasn't learning anything in school was ADD, instead of actually making me confront the fact that my head is full of mashed potatoes and that I would be a ditch digger for the rest of my life unless I chose to, God forbid, apply myself to my education.

by The Educated February 21, 2009