cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

coco-shango

A really black ass word as described by the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

"Push forward Black Twitter and come up with a new word, a really black ass word, like coco-shango"

by Don't know why I'm here 69 February 1, 2018

Cocoa pie

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

by spagg_bol December 12, 2010

Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

cock and balls

these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.

man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.

man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Cock and Awe

'Cock and Awe' is the act of wielding the mighty penis to pound pussy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit virtuosity as to elicit incredulous awe from your female partner(s). Claims to have visited Cock and Awe upon a woman are stark declarations of bravura, godlike cocksmanship, and as such are Power Words or Holy Invocations never to be spoken falsely or in jest. As a caveat, Cock and Awe is verifiable medically and even to the casual observer. If you have in fact laid down Cock and Awe upon a woman, her vagina will thereafter autonomically begin to moisten, palpitate and dilate the instant she is in your presence. Even the casual observer might well notice the woman's sudden flared nostrils, crossed eyes, collapse to the floor, rapid combat crawl towards you and frantic clawing at your fly.

Friend: (Smirking) "Duuuude, Amanda's like totally fuckin' apeshit over you! Tiffany told me she was talking to Amanda at the Club last night, and every time Tiffany said your name, Amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager retarded kid."

Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."

by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008