Clocking

A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.

God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?

by Filmchild February 25, 2004

Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.

Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"

by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

cocks

an appropriate exclamation for any occasion

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"

by al jorgenson May 3, 2004

Clock

To be caught in the act
To get caught

1)HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT CLOCK SHE JACKED (stole) YOUR SPARKLY POTATO CHIPS?
2)-Teacher catches student with dope.
Friend: Shame. You got clocked.

by sakjgmf February 26, 2011

straight up and down like 6 o clock

Referring to the appearance of a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer in the chest. A woman who is Straight up and down like six o clock looks exactly like what the term implies---there are no boobs to break up the straight line appearance when you look at her from top to bottom. Most prominent when viewed from the side.

"Man did you see that chick?"

"Yeah....she is OK but she has no tits..."

"Yeah I know what you mean....she's straight up and down like 6 o clock!"

by supremehighlander July 20, 2006

clockable

Checkable, like on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle's hairstyle was compared to that of a contestant and her response was to say that her hairline was not clockable.

Or, if you're in your car, speeding, and the radar gun clocks you going over the limit, you're apt to be ticketed.

In the first example, only something faked is clockable. In the second anyone on the road is clockable but only the violator is able to be ticketed for speeding.

The electric car doesn't go over 50 so it won't be clockable on the highway, but the drag queen is wearing lace front wigs, padded hips and bust and is clockable on the runway.

by Bicentennial baby July 28, 2016

Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011