Chiptonite

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a potato chip that is so delicious you cannot be around these chips or you will eat the entire bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar away from me, those are my chiptonite I will eat the entire bag!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chopanomics

the science of spinning the perfect chop ratio's.

after 7 years of smoking like a mad cunt since I was 11, I have received my degree in Chopanomics

by beugcitymate May 8, 2023

chopaganda

Spreading constant propaganda about the Atlanta Braves.

The ESPN broadcast crew keeps spreading chopaganda. They literally moan every time Acuña swings his bat

by baseballfan03 August 26, 2023

chop chop story boy

when someone on TikTok adds all these unnecessary parts when reading a 5-minute long Reddit story, some jackass in the comments tells him "Chop chop story boy".

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"chop chop story boy it has been five parts already!".

by redEminem October 21, 2023

mutton chop beauty

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

"that girl was a mutton chop beauty"

by king edwards April 1, 2009

kron-chop

n. to get hit in the face karate-style with a labia. also known as the "female teabag". effective as a finishing move.

Karen is so flexible and loose she's able to kron-chop almost anyone in the face! Skilllllzzzz!!

by poo.on.u April 19, 2009