Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

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Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

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Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

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Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022

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Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.

The almighty Christmas Ben has accended

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

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Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021

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